blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!
i’m gonna cry look how fckin happy this turtle looks
i love you
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
Forgot how to cat